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fezrock
09-19-2013, 02:18 PM
So which team is going to find a new and creative way to blow this game to fall to 0-3? I'm predicting both teams to each find 2 new ways and repeat at least one. This should be the equivalent of an exciting NASCAR race. (Huh? What's that? That's a race with an excessive quantity of wrecks.) In other words this game may set a new record for sacks. Our iffy secondary is beyond depleted after the debacle in Buffalo last week, but Eli seems to not be able to hit a brick wall if it's wearing a Giants uniform. Cam is getting better at finding targets, but our o-line is... well its there taking up some space and that's about it. Meanwhile both front 7s on D are pretty tough. This game may come down to ST plays and quality of punting.

Prediction :
2-0 Panthers after Eli runs screaming out the back of the endzone for a safety.
(^^^now I'm trying to be funny)

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fezrock
09-19-2013, 02:58 PM
Let's continue making this ordeal fun.

The Browns play in the Factory of Sadness. The leading nickname for BoA stadium (Panthers) as far as I know is the Arena of Almost, reflecting the 2-14 record under Ron Rivera when we have a lead to begin the 4th quarter.

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fezrock
09-19-2013, 03:13 PM
Bold predictions for the game:

David Wilson fumbles 3 times in the 1st half. He gets relegated to backup in the 2nd half, but isn't perma-benched for the game because...?

Cam Newton scrambles for 317 yards, but only 45 yards are forward progress.

Ted Ginn runs one punt and one KO for TDs, but can't catch an actual pass.

Cruz and Nicks are so confused by the lack of coverage that they can't see a pass coming their way.

Down 4 points on 4th and goal 2 inches from the end zone with 3 seconds left in the game Ron Rivera opts to kick a FG.

Armond Smith kicks a ref in the jewels for reasons known only to him.

Star Lotulelei picks up a lineman and tosses him in the air to deflect an Eli pass.

Steve Smith gets under a young CB's skin and draws a big penalty out of him. (OK that isn't bold, but it's always funny to watch.)

Wal Mart and Best Buy stocks soar on Monday due to a spike in TV sales because fans on both sides threw theirs out the window.

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jeems
09-19-2013, 03:39 PM
Remember ties are possible. Could both be winless after the game.

fezrock
09-19-2013, 04:35 PM
This is true.


Anyone else following a miserable team feel free to use this thread to belittle them :)

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Miller6386
09-19-2013, 06:28 PM
All I can say is Lions.....

Note Uno Uno.

jwalz
09-19-2013, 06:52 PM
Bahahaha those punk panthers will be going down 0-3 sucka

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fezrock
09-20-2013, 04:00 PM
That was my original thought until I conversed with and read many comments from Criants fans who obviously know their stuff. Your guys forgot how to play football. No outcome will surprise me at this point. Your best prayer is for us to have a lead going into the 4th.

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fezrock
09-22-2013, 03:18 PM
Okay, so we just went up 30-0 in the 3rd. Eli is playing scared right now. Our offense is moving the ball easily in all phases. Our greatest enemy is the 4th quarter. I still worry in the back of my brain...

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fezrock
09-22-2013, 04:08 PM
*ahem*
38-0 Panthers


So...

Bahahaha those punk panthers will be going down 0-3 sucka

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Bam!

jwalz
09-22-2013, 07:00 PM
Damn I wish there was a ban button.. I'm blitzed enough to accidently tap it

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fezrock
09-22-2013, 09:56 PM
That beat down was so bad you should offer to let me change your avi for a week despite no wager in place.

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gbrinn
09-22-2013, 10:31 PM
Roflmao

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jwalz
09-23-2013, 08:25 AM
That beat down was so bad you should offer to let me change your avi for a week despite no wager in place.

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Lolz its all you cause I would have palaced a wager with ya if I wasn't so damn busy

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popcenator
09-23-2013, 10:09 AM
Lolz of course the giants are terrible, I have Eli on my fantasy team..

on the move..

fezrock
09-23-2013, 04:13 PM
Lolz its all you cause I would have palaced a wager with ya if I wasn't so damn busy

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OK :)


Lolz of course the giants are terrible, I have Eli on my fantasy team..

on the move..
His bipolar ff play burned me enough last year. Never again!


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fezrock
09-23-2013, 05:39 PM
Done! Enjoy seeing all week what Eli saw all game :beer::D

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jwalz
09-23-2013, 05:57 PM
Roflmfao

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fezrock
09-23-2013, 08:20 PM
I had a better pic with Eli in a fetal position post-sack, but the forum wouldn't accept the image. So Da Kraken will suffice.

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fezrock
09-25-2013, 06:48 PM
Lolz
http://profootballmock.com/eli-manning-bullied-by-fourth-grader-wearing-carolina-panthers-jersey/

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fezrock
09-28-2013, 07:44 PM
After 4 or 5 sacks Eli gets smart and falls to the ground before being hit again. The look on his face is priceless.
28357

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jeems
09-28-2013, 10:09 PM
eeeeeek!